Welp, never looking at Ninja Turtles the same!

Disney may be king of film’s anti-mom offenders, but it is not alone. America’s bodacious quartet of turtles in a half-shell are orphaned shortly after birth and raised by their sewer-dwelling rat stepdad, Splinter, whose single status ensures there’s no surrogate mom to interfere with the underground TMNT bro dojo. Young Hiccup, a waif amongst his village’s viking horde, was still in the cradle when his mom gets…
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Jul 23, 2024
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Welp, never looking at Ninja Turtles the same!
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